take care jokes

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Agar Mujhe Pata Hoti To Main Aapko Jarur Batata

How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool?
Diplomacy!

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!